May 2012
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you make me want to throw up.
when you say
“meow”
with your hands
doing a kitten pose
YOU DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING!!!
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April 2012
16 posts
Anonymous asked: A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soul mate. The one you can tell your dreams to. He’ll brush the hair out of your eyes. Send you flowers when you least expect it. He’ll stare at you during the movies, even though he paid $8 to see it. He’ll call to say goodnight or just because he’s missing you. He’ll look in your eyes and...
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hamburger with 1050 slices of extra bacons →
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not here
I threw up
I threw up
so that I can eat those cheese cakes
I remembered
I remembered
I left those cheese cakes at my friend’s
cheese cakes are not here
not here
Now I don’t have energy to close my eyes to sleep
cheese cakes are not here in my room
cheese cakes are not here in my mouth
cheese cakes are not here in my stomach
I want to disappear so bad
but not here
not...
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March 2012
11 posts
“Violet, a blogger, from hell” wears a red lip stick,
and black eye shadow.
tasty.
God damn you.
God damn you…
are so hot. (and I’m not)
laugh like the sound of piano. (and I laugh like a vacuum)
eat like royal family members. (and I eat like a tractor)
smile like a 3 years old girl. (and i smile like a dog)
are so tall and fit. (and I’m chubby and short)
are so nice. (good looking people shouldn’t be nice)
are smart. (good looking girls shouldn’t have...
Feels like I was punched right in the middle of my...
November 2011
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October 2011
4 posts
Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Breasts. →
knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:
Breasts—or the more uncouth “boobs”—are suuuper fucking crazy.
Think about it. Women have these pockets of fat in the middle of their chests around their nipples. And they don’t start growing for about twelve years. And once they’re there, pretty much every straight guy alive will be…
September 2011
21 posts